What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

An Aisian failed a test

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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