Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

jd and zach loves vigina

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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