Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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