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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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