A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

You sick fiend

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...