- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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