what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

How do you end a sentence

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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