What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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