- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Your face is hilarious.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

SUCK MY NUTS

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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