A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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