- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Black people.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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