A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Knock knock Go away

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