- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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