Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

MySpace.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

So one time there was this woman learning...

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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