- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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