- Anti Joke

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side