- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Women's rights.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

tommy is retared

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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