Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why can't jokes spit?

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Shea's sty....

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

knock,knock you suck

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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