- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

do you have a wife?

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