- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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