A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Jordan is pregant

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

its funny cuz i laughed!

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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