whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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autistic kids rock

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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