whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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