- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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