mexicans fishing

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's 9+10 Ebola

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Gordon Brown smiles.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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