- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

osama bin laden is dead

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Wolfjob.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Guess who is violent. Osama

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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