Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

guess what what that wasnt it

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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