- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A man penetrates another man.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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