- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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