What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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The FCC

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Anti Joke

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