- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

The adventures of Helen Keller:

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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