How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Who invented apple? God

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

The diamond one below is hilarious.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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