- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

kill yourself

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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