McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What did the snake say to the rat?

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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