- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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