- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you call your mom? Mom

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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