- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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