What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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My mom

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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A blind man watches TV

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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