- Anti Joke

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

ur mum

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.