- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Knock, Knock Who's There

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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