- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

willam dafoe

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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