- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

breasts

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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