- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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