What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Your face is hilarious.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

 

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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