- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

I C U P White stuff

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Obama walks into a hospital....

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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