A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Your mother is so fat.

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i like pie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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what happens when you wake up inception

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Anti Joke

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