If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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