Whats 9+10? 19

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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