what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Kony 2012

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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