What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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girls basketball

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The economy.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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