What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Christians

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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