How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Good to see you today!

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Gale swallows.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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pedophile

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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