What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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