What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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