A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

Hello, nice to meet you.

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

Runescape.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

How Long is a Chinese name.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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