- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

Obama.

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

What rymes with milk..... milf

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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