- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

Gale swallows.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

pedophile

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

Runescape.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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