Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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