What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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