Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What rhymes with you? You.

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Religion

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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