A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Obama 2012

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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lebron

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Sarah Palin

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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