How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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make me a sandwich!

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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The NBA lockout

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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