What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Dick Chaney

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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i was molested.

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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